Happy Birthday Jessa!

It's me wee sis' birthday today!

Please wish her a happy day.

Hero of the Week ~ Bill Moyer

Bill Moyer, 73, wears a "Bullshit Protector" flap over his ear while President George W. Bush addresses the Veterans of Foreign Wars at their 106th convention Monday, Aug. 22, 2005, in Salt Lake City.

Moyer served in Korea and Vietnam, and in the post- WWII occupation of Germany.

Class Act

I'm sorry to do this to you guys but look at THIS!

It's kind of like a car accident, you don't want to look but you just have to.



Mr. & Mrs. Ice T out in Miami for a little shopping.



Mr & Mrs. Ice T at the MTV Video Awards.

I'm So Happy!

This was my favourite gum when I was a kid.



And I found a place online where you can buy a case of it!
I just wonder if it's fresh or has it been sitting in a warehouse since 1982?

Little One Does The Dishes

Our little one of 6 years did his first load of dishes this week!

So cute.
I know the novelty will wear off once he realizes that this is going to become a regular thing.
I was rather impressed with how he stacked them.

As some of you know, I am disgusted by celebrity freebies.

Here is an awesome article from Radar that puts things in prospective (in a much more entertaining way than I could) And Heifer International is highlighted, which is an awesome organization.

This Sunday, MTV will lure celebs to Miami with boatloads of swag. How many water buffaloes can fit in those gift bags?

This Sunday at the MTV Video Music Awards in Miami there will be a few things we can rely on happening. Diddy will host, Shakira will shake, and scores of celebrities will walk away with a ton of swag. The VMAs join a list of 13,747 (by our rough estimate) award shows that will take place this year, and while not every celebrity will win a statuette, no celebrity will go home empty-handed. Not for nothing is Hollywood called the most giving community on earth; the loot in the Emmy bag alone tips the register at $30,000. A lot of people might not appreciate how generous that is. Especially people so selfish that they don’t even own a television on which to watch award shows, or perhaps even a house in which to put a television. To translate party swag into terms those people can understand, Radar Online sifted through the contents of another MTV goody bag—this one from June’s Movie Awards—and figured out what its contents could buy from two popular charity catalogs, Good Gifts and Heifer International.

• Two bottles of José Cuervo Reserva de la Familia ($200) = A llama to produce wool for a Bolivian family


• Two pairs of retro New Balance sneakers ($140) = Seven flocks of baby chicks to improve nutrition in Papua New Guinea


• Twelve cases of Dos Equis, delivered ($336) = 11 beehives to help a Mexican family start a business


• A six-month bicoastal membership to the Sports Club/L.A. ($2,250) = One library in India


• Two vintage Disney T-shirts ($150) = A goat to sustain a Romanian family


• One Nan & Co. Feng Shui Jewelry silver pendant ($395) = 18 rabbits for a family in China


• A two-night stay at Pueblo Bonito Pacifica Holistic Retreat & Spa ($780) = Three water buffalo to help a Filipino family increase rice production


• One Blockbuster Online membership ($360) = Three sheep to help a family in the U.S. produce wool


• One Americana Couture crystallized T-shirt ($49) = Two flocks of geese for a family in Ghana


• One Swarovski crystal-studded Dell Pocket DJ case ($250) = Two pigs for a family in the Dominican Republic


• A pair of Stitch’s Jeans ($244) = 36 ducks for families in Thailand


• One Dell Pocket DJ ($179) = A dozen pairs of shoes for children in Zambia, Zimbabwe, or Ghana


• One Humax DVD recorder with TiVo service ($400) = Preservation of eight acres of Patagonian coastline


• One Plank Designs yoga mat and tote ($310) = Five bicycles for Ethiopian midwives


• Two-week use of 2006 Pontiac Solstice ($960) = Equipment for eight plumbers in Tanzania, Uganda, Sierra Leone, Mozambique, or Zimbabwe


• One Swiss Legend “Build Your Own Watch” ($146.25) = One boat for South Indian fishermen


• One pair Initium sunglasses ($270) = A solar-powered streetlamp for an Indian village


• One Knot2Much2Ask bracelet ($125) = Dowries for three African orphans


• One Missoni floral print hat ($264) = One camel for African nomads


• One Whirly Girls necklace and gift certificate ($300) = One latrine for an African village

Guess Who ~ Janis Joplin

Cat got it!

I say ... and you think ...

1. Fan:: blades
   
2. Scum:: pond
   
3. Lily:: my dog
   
4. Humid:: toronto
   
5. Ghetto:: licious
   
6. Remember me?:: not really
   
7. Polished:: impeccable
   
8. Compose:: symphony
   
9. Squish:: squash, apple sauce
   
10. Future:: istic
    

Thanks to Luna Nina for creating this great game.

And to Cheryl at Mad Baggage (where I first saw it)

Oh My God!

Robertson Calls for Chavez Assassination

VIRGINIA BEACH, Va. - Religious broadcaster Pat Robertson has suggested that American agents assassinate Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez to stop his country from becoming "a launching pad for communist infiltration and Muslim extremism."

An official of a theological watchdog group on Tuesday criticized Robertson's statement as "chilling."

"We have the ability to take him out, and I think the time has come that we exercise that ability," Robertson said Monday on the Christian Broadcast Network's "The 700 Club."

"We don't need another $200 billion war to get rid of one, you know, strong-arm dictator," he continued. "It's a whole lot easier to have some of the covert operatives do the job and then get it over with."

"You know, I don't know about this doctrine of assassination, but if he thinks we're trying to assassinate him, I think that we really ought to go ahead and do it," Robertson said. "It's a whole lot cheaper than starting a war ... and I don't think any oil shipments will stop."

On Tuesday, critics objected to Robertson's statements.

"It's absolutely chilling to hear a religious leader call for the murder of any political leader, no matter how much he disagrees with such a leader's policies or practices," said the Rev. Barry Lynn, executive director of Americans United for Separation of Church and State.

David Brock, president of Media Matters, a liberal media watchdog group, said the remarks should discredit Robertson as a spokesman for the religious right.

Robertson, 75, founder of the Christian Coalition of America and a former presidential candidate, accused the United States of failing to act when Chavez was briefly overthrown in 2002.

A Robertson spokeswoman, Angell Watts, said he would not do interviews Tuesday and had no statement elaborating on his remarks.

A call seeking comment from the U.S. State Department was not immediately returned Tuesday.

Chavez was believed to be in Cuba, but his whereabouts were unknown and no media access was announced.

In Caracas, pro-Chavez legislator Desire Santos Amaral accused Robertson of shedding his Christian values.

"This man cannot be a true Christian. He's a fascist," Santos said. "This is part of the policies of aggression from the right wing in the North against our revolution."

Santos said she thinks U.S.-Venezuelan relations could still improve but comments by "charlatans and fascists" like Robertson only get in the way.

Venezuela is the fifth largest oil exporter and a major supplier of oil to the United States. The CIA estimates that U.S. markets absorb almost 59 percent of Venezuela's total exports.

Robertson has made controversial statements in the past. In October 2003, he suggested that the State Department be blown up with a nuclear device. He has also said that feminism encourages women to "kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians."

By SUE LINDSEY, Associated Press Writer

I've Been Feeling A Lot Like This Lately

Dear Ms. Bitch Dog...

CHICAGO - LaChania Govan said she got bounced around by her cable company when she called to complain. She made dozens of calls and was even transferred to a person who spoke Spanish — a language she doesn't understand.

But when she got her August bill from Comcast she had no trouble understanding she'd made somebody mad. It was addressed to "Bitch Dog."

"I was like you got to be freaking kidding me," said Govan, 25. "I was so mad I couldn't even cuss."

Govan said the only thing she did to Comcast employees that might be considered rude came after a few dozen calls when she felt she was treated shabbily. "I did tell them, 'You know what, it has to be a qualification to work for your company that you have to be rude,'" she said.

Govan said she talked to a supervisor and he offered her two months free service, which she turned down.

Finally Wednesday, about two weeks after she got her bill, somebody from the company left a message on her answering machine in which the caller apologized.

Comcast officials said it shouldn't have happened.

"We only use the actual customers names on the bill," said Patricia Andrews-Keenan, a Comcast spokeswoman.

Company officials went through the records and identified two people who were involved with the name change and fired them, Andrews-Keenan said. It's unknown why the employees did it.

In another case, Peoples Energy customer Jefferoy Barnes started getting letters addressed to "Jeffery Scrotum Bag Barnes."

"I had no bad words at all. I guess the earliest letter is dated in May and from then on up until now my name has been listed as Jeffery Scrotum Bag Barnes and I have no idea why."

Barnes said he received an apologetic call from a company official. He also has contacted an attorney to determine if he can take legal action.

A Peoples Energy spokeswoman called the letter inexcusable.

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What Kind of Weirdness is This?

I just received this comment to my post titled: Dear Ms. Bitch Dog

Ferry Rescues Man in Lake Michigan Thomas Drewek, 44, wasn't wearing a life preserver when the Lake Express ferry spotted him on its way from Milwaukee to Muskegon, Mich., according to the Coast Guard. Niiiceee! you have a great blog here! I'm definitely going to bookmark you! I have a christian blog. It pretty much covers christian related stuff. Come and check it out if you get time :-)

Huh? I don't get it. Have you even read my blog?
If you would have you would quickly notice that "Christian Blogs" aren't really on the top of my list for daily reading.

So of course I had to check out this blog. Because I'm bored and I can't sleep. OK?

It seems that this Anonymous Christian has been leaving their calling card on quite a few blogs.

Here are a few comments they have received.

1. Okay. People like you are ruining blogging for the rest of us. I don't know how you found my blog but please stop posting on it. Stop leaving your crap marketing scheme ads on my blog. This is very un-Christian. Thank you.

2. if you could stop sending me random comments that don't mean anything and are just to advertise for your blogs, that'd be great

3. You are evil for spamming other blogs and for using religion to sell you evil product. Satan - go back to hell.

4. 芸がないでござる。 (I don't know what this one says but if anyone could translate that would be great)

5. Yeah get an ad in a news paper or some shit just don't spam your bullshit on my blog.

Now, you'd think this person would read these comments and not do it anymore.
Nope, the comment on my blog was left quite awhile after these.

So that's my weird little blogging story for the night.
I'm off to be now.

A Farewell To Hunter

Author Hunter S. Thompson's symbol, a clenched fist holding a peyote button, is seen on his mailbox near his Owl Farm property in Woody Creek, Colorado.

The finishing touches being put on Hunter's memorial.

Fireworks carrying the ashes of the late Hunter S. Thompson explode over the top of his memorial on Saturday night.

Guess Who ~ Leonardo Dicaprio

Marie B. got it!

Playlist ~ Belle & Sebastian

1. Step Into My Office, Baby
2. There's Too Much Love
3. We Rule The School
4. Piazza, New York Catcher
5. If She Wants Me
6. Seeing Other People
7. Don't Leave The Light On, Baby
8. Waiting For The Moon To Rise
9. Wrapped Up In Books
10. Dear Catastrophe Waitress
11. I'm a Cukoo
12. You Don't Send Me

Oh, To Be In Two Places At Once

Doesn't really seem fair does it?

Crazy Coffins Exhibition Opens

A British firm is behind an exhibition of some of the world's weirdest coffins in Germany.

Each of the caskets was made by Nottingham-based coffin-makers Vic Fearn and Co.

They include coffins in the shape of a sports bag, a kite, a canal boat, a guitar - and even a skip.

Each was created in response to requests from people wanting tailor-made coffins.

The Crazy Coffins exhibition is on display at a museum in Kassel, central Germany, until September 4.

August Blender Crossword

Thanks to everyone who participated in this months Blender Crossword.

We got closer than ever to finishing it.
There are still a few clues that need answering, if you are interested you can take a look here.

Thanks again to:
Poppy
Chelly
Paul
Nick James
Neil
Richard
Shawna

for playing.

Umm... OKAY?

Food for thought

A Chilean artist has opened a new exhibition of artworks made of food.

Alejandra Prieto's work includes a chair made of sausages, another made of fish skin and chocolate bars and a sofa made of jam.

She told Las Ultimas Noticias: “I think it is interesting the relationship between the pieces and the materials you can use to build them.

“In this sense I like to use food for the diversity of colours and textures and because it gives off a poetic vibe.”

The exhibition is at Die Ecke Gallery in Santiago.

Courtesy of Ananova

Quote(s) of the Week ~ Bill Maher

• 

The Quotable Bill Maher:

• But isn't there something wrong when I'm the ONLY guy in the country that got fired for 9/11?

• I’m tired of America being run by rednecks from red states. I’m tired of the fact that you have to be able to pronounce all four Es in the word ‘shit.

• On stomach stapling: This is like taking credit for quitting cocaine by Krazy Gluing your nostrils shut.

• Somebody like Rush Limbaugh, who spent an entire career saying anybody who does drugs goes directly to jail, gets caught taking 30 OxyContin a day? Do you have any idea how high that is? I don’t and I’ve been pretty high!

• Apparently I was voting in a completely different election than the rest of the country. I thought we were having a rational discussion about how to keep ourselves safer and shit, when actually we were voting on boys kissing.

• There’s a reason that cowboys died out. Don’t bring their philosophy back. Plus, you know, there are no more cowboys, which means you’re wearing a costume!

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G Force ~ Battle of the Planets

This was one of my favourite shows when I was little.
What was yours?

Crazy Fashion Pic of the Week

Courtney Love ~ Business As Usual

YESTERDAY'S announcement that Courtney Love had tested positive for drugs came as no surprise to anyone who attended the Comedy Central roast of Pamela Anderson Sunday night at the Sony Studios in L.A.

Love was "out of it" when she arrived. On the red carpet, she slammed her head into a photographer's lens while posing for a close-up, a source said. During the roast, Love, seated on the dais, repeatedly flashed her crotch at the crowd, pulled up her shirt to reveal a lacy black bra and shouted "Drugs on the house!"

She babbled incoherently into the microphone for ten minutes, prompting more than a few people to tell the rocker to be quiet. After Love shouted, "I'm sober over a year now," host Jimmy Kimmel said, "If this is sober, there is a real problem." One audience member snickered, "She makes Andy Dick look like a choirboy." The roast will be televised Sunday at 10 p.m., but sources say Love's antics will "have to be cut. Even Comedy Central can't run most of what she did." Love's manager didn't return calls.

Courtesy of Page Six

Guess Who

Frosti got it ~ Bjork

This Is How I'm Feeling Tonight

Have You Ever...

This quiz seems like it was written by and meant for teenagers but I'll do it anyway.


smoked a cigarette yes

crashed a friend's car does ditched one count?

stolen a car not from a stranger but I did take my Mom's car out one night when I was 15. Of course I got caught because my sister and her boyfriend drove right past me.

been fired. once, very unjustly. It irritates me to this day.

been in a fist fight my older sister and I used to fight on a regular basis, I think there were fists involved.

snuck out of your parents' house absolutely!

had feelings for someone who didn't have them back. sure

been arrested not yet

gone on a blind date absolutely not!

skipped school plenty, and if you had the teachers I did you would have too.

seen someone die no thank God but I was on a beach when someone was discovered to have drowned.
I couldn't watch as they pulled him out. Very sad.

gone sledding every winter and we call it Tobagoning here in Canada

been to Canada yes, I live there.

been to Mexico no, it's never been at the top of my list of places to travel. I wouldn't pass up a trip to mexico but no, I haven't been there.

been on a plane yes

been skiing. yes

met someone from the internet no but I'd love to meet Chelly the next time I go to Toronto.

taken painkillers every chance I get

laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by hasn't everybody?

made a snow angel every winter

had a tea party yes

flown a kite not so much flown as held a kite string while Naomi went to the bathroom at the Kite Festival 2 years ago. It was a lot more stressful than you would think. The string kept on getting tangled in other peoples' and tying up our kites. I think I ended up reeling it in. That was my last kite experience.

built a sand castle yes

fallen asleep at work/school both a few times. Once in Geography grade 10 where I was awoken by Mr. Harrison throwing a chalk board eraser at my head. Another time happened when I was about 18. I had gone to work still drunk from the night before. I was found in the staff bathroom asleep on the floor. I think that's when I decided that alcohol and myself don't mix very well. I rarely ever drink now.

used a fake ID had mine for years before I passed it on Jessa. we mostly used it to get into bars for concerts.

watched the sun set please don't tell me that there are people out there who have not seen the sun go down

felt an earthquake I felt a slight tremor in Vancouver 1996

slept beneath the stars yes

been robbed unfortunately yes, my wallet was stolen from my shrinks office years ago when I was in a session. It couldn't have been at a worst time really, I was on my way with cash to purchase an airline ticket to got to Vancouver. What a mess. The empty wallet was mailed to me 8 years later. It had been found in a trash can where it was picked up by a secretary in the building, she put in in her desk and forgot about it. She only found it when she was cleaning out her desk when she was retiring.

been misunderstood daily

petted a reindeer/goat/kangaroo jessa and I were molested at Marine Land years ago by a HUGE pack of reindeers. It was actually quite scary. If I remember correctly we ended up having to throw the food at them and run.

run a red light/stop sign I think I might have

been suspended from school no but I did spend a lot of time in the principles office

been in a car crash no except the one I ditched.

had braces no

felt like an outcast more often than not but I don't think that's a bad thing.

eaten a whole pint! of ice cream in one night yes, Haagen Daaz coffee

had deja vu lots

witnessed a crime domestic abuse (as a child) and lots of it

been obsessed with post-it notes I didn't know there was such a thing.

gone doorbell ditching Is that like nicky nicky nine doors? Then yes I have.

believe in ghosts absolutely

squished barefoot through the mud yes


been lost a few times, I have an absolute fear of getting/being lost

been on the opposite side of the country yes, it's beautiful

swam in the Ocean as much as I can, it's one of my favourite things to do

felt like dying yes but not since having kids

cried yourself to sleep yes

recently colored with crayons yes

sung karaoke not at a karaoke bar but yes

paid for a meal with only coins it used to happen a lot

done something you told yourself you wouldn't yes, I had kids. But I'm so happy I did.

made prank phone calls yes

laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose yes and it hurt

caught a snowflake on your tongue yes

danced in the rain I don't know if I danced in the rain but we used to wash our hair in the rain when I was little.

believed in Santa Claus until I was 11 (yikes)

been kissed under the mistletoe no. I have to admit, I haven't seen too many.

gone rollerskating my dad used to take us rollerskating quite often. Then all of the rollerskating rinks just seemed to disappear one by one. If I ever won the lotto I'd build one.

had a wish come true lots of them

jumped off a bridge no!

ate dog/cat food my cousin once dared me to take a bite out of our grandmother's poodle's milkbone.
I did, it tasted like cardboard.

kept something gross in your freezer some think it's gross but I don't.
we have our sons' umbilical stumps in a little jar in the freezer. I don't know what to do with them and I am horrified that people just chuck or flush them. I mean, it's the skin that attached them to me. Ok maybe it's weird but it isn't gross. ok, maybe it is but I don't care.

sat on a roof top I once lived in a converted warehouse in Toronto, the patio was the roof. We spent a lot of time out there.

talked on the phone for more than 5 hours more than 5 hours? That's a long time. I think I did as a teenager.

stayed up all night less and less as the years go on. I think the last time I purposely stayed up all night was when Jessa was visiting a couple of Christmas' ago. We had a blast.

scared to watch a scary movie alone I can't even watch scary movies not alone.

worn a really ugly outfit to school my dad forced me to wear the ugliest sweater known to man to school when I was in grade 2. This thing was ugly. I kept on saying that it looked like a boy's sweater, which seemed to make my dad more insistent.

I always felt like I looked like a boy and I was often told that Jody was a boys name so I already had a pretty big complex at the age of 7. Anyway, I wear the gross sweater to school and surprise, surprise, there was a boy in grade 4 wearing the exact same butt ugly sweater.

pushed into a pool/hot tub with all your clothes on. yes and I wished I could have caused bodily harm to the person who did it.

I was at a party (in highschool) and I was already late for getting home. I'm saying goodbye to people and getting ready to leave when... out of nowhere comes my sister's obnoxious asshole boyfriend. He picks me up and throws me into the pool with all of my clothes on. I was wearing jeans for Christ Sakes! Needless to say, I was beyond pissed off and very, very, late for getting home. I hated that guy.

broken a bone 2 in my arm. Play fighting with someone who was very competitive.

been easily amused I can get so easily amused that it does not amuse other people.

laughed so hard you cried often

laughed so hard you peed your pants more like a tinkle

forgotten someone's name a lot at my son's school. they all seem to be Lori's or Kathy's.

french braided someone's hair I'm really not that kind of girl. I did get Poppy to braid my hair the other day, come to think of it.

loved someone so much you would gladly die for them die and kill for them yes.

Playlist of the Week ~ Bob Marley

1. Talkin' Blues
2. Africa Unite
3. Positive Vibration
4. Small Axe
5. War
6. Slave Driver
7. One Drop
8. Kinky Reggae
9. High Tide or Low Tide
10. Bad Card
11. Natty Dread
12. Lively Up Yourself
13. Guava Jelly
14. Zimbabwe
15. Roots, Rock, Reggae
    

Some Stallions Have Lawyers

"The Butterscotch Stallion" rides no more. Randy and Moss have been served with a cease and desist by the Stallion's people. The shirt is no longer available. Any orders before this date are in the mail and will arrive in 2-3 weeks.
	Courtesy of Defamer

I Have No Words For This

Quote of the Week ~ Albert Einstein

Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.

Blender Crossword ~ August

ACROSS

1 British neo–New Wave band who predicted a riot (two words) Paul ~ Kaiser Chiefs

8 “Try Again” R&B chanteuse Chelly ~ Aaliyah

9 Southern city that founded crunk Chelly ~ Atlanta

10 The Ying ___ Twins Chelly ~ Yang

11 NYC punk dance outfit with the 2005 album Let Us Never Speak of It Again! (two words)

13 Live ___ (7/13/85 event) Poppy ~ Aid

14 Madonna had a lucky one in ’83 Chelly ~ Star

17 Jam band with their own Ben & Jerry’s flavor Nick James ~ Phish

19 “Rock On” singer David Neil ~ Essex

20 Continental ’80s supergroup Jody ~ Asia

23 Created Music for Airports Nick James ~ Eno

24 Singer Dion with her own fragrance, Belong Poppy ~ Celine

25 Delicious band going the distance, they’re going for speed Richard ~ Cake

26 “Bleed Like Me” band Jody ~ Garbage

28 Strokes guitarist Albert Jr. Jody ~ Hammond

29 2005 Weezer hit whose video was shot at the Playboy mansion (two word)
Chelly ~ Beverly Hills

DOWN

1 She wanted constant craving (three words) Chelly ~ KD Lang

2 “My ___” (The Knack’s only hit) Poppy ~ Sharona

3 Annual rock festival in the California desert Jody ~ Coachella

4 “Then ___ get down on my knees and pray/We won’t get fooled again” (The Who) Neil ~ I'll

5 Truth is, her last name is Barrino Chelly ~ Fantasia

6 The first lady of Britain’s grime scene with the underground hit “Cha Ching” (two words)

7 NIN’s first hit off With Teeth (three words, with “The”) Kaoss ~ The Hand That Feeds

12 Crooner Jermaine Shawna ~ Dupri

15 2004 Neptunes-penned No. 1 hit for Britney Shawna ~ Toxic

16 1984 Billy Idol hit that claimed “You’ll cry more, more, more” (two words) Jody ~ Rebel Yell

18 Purportedly, he bit the head off a dove while negotiating a record contract Poppy ~ Osbourne

21 “Hollaback Girl” girl Chelly ~ Stefani

22 Almost ______ (2000 movie about the band Stillwater) Jody ~ Famous

27 “What’s my ___ again?” (blink-182) Richard ~ Age

I've Got To Get Me One Of These

Owen Wilson as The Butterscotch Stallion T-Shirt.
Brilliant.

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Rocky Horror Picture Show by Bunnies

Well, it's finally here!

So Much For What "The People" Want

Bush uses loophole to send Bolton to UN

U.S. President George W. Bush used a legislative loophole on Monday to appoint John Bolton as his country's ambassador to the United Nations.

John Bolton (AP file photo)

In making the announcement in Washington, Bush praised Bolton as someone who "brought people together to achieve meaningful results at the United Nations."

Bolton's critics, including senior Democratic Party senators, had been holding up his confirmation on the grounds that he has long been one of the UN's most vehement critics. He has called the world body both irrelevant and corrupt.

Bush was able to bypass them by using a loophole that allows him to make what's known as a "recess appointment" when Congress is not sitting.

Bolton is currently the top arms-control official in the U.S. State Department.

On Monday, he struck a conciliatory tone in his remarks after the president's announcement, saying he was "profoundly honoured and humbled" by the appointment.

He said he intends to work hard as "an advocate for America's values at the United Nations."

During the confirmation hearings, Bolton was taken to task by such Senate heavyweights as John Kerry and Joe Biden.

"You have said there's no such thing as the United Nations," Kerry said to Bolton at hearings in April. "You've said if the UN building in New York lost 10 storeys it wouldn't make a bit of difference."

"You've said that the peace-enforcement operations and nation-building should, quote, be relegated to history's junk pile," said Biden.

While Bolton didn't deny or disavow his words, he said that many of the statements were made as a private citizen and that others had been quoted out of context.

CBC NEWS