I Will Never Go To Quebec Again For As Long As I live

I can't post anything else but this tonight.

I am so fucking mad and disgusted I can hardly breath!

Charlie Brown's Christmas Tree For Sale

If you have ever wanted a replica of Charlie Brown's Xmas tree, here's your chance.
Urban Outfitters are selling them online. Too funny.

Not So Fascinating

According to Barbara Walters these are some of the most fascinating people in the world.

Tom Cruise
Dakota Fanning
Kanye West
Lance Armstrong
Micheal Jackson's lawyer
Beth Halloway
Jamie Foxx
Condoleezza Rice

I know it's Barbara Walters so it doesn't matter or anything. I just think it's really pathetic.


Update: The #1 Most Fascinating Person of 2005 is..





Need I say more?

Stan Berenstain 1923 ~ 2005

I'm Back!

Hello Everybody.

I'm back from neglecting my blog.
I won't bore you with the details as to why I've been absent (it's really not very exciting)
Let's just say... this picture shows pretty much how I've been feeling.

Thanks for hanging in there.

Shuffle Off

I got this from Poppy.

Press shuffle on your iTunes (or whatever you've got)
and list the first 20 songs that come up. (Even the embarrassing ones)

OK, here it goes:

1. America, Fuck Yeah ~ Team America World Police
2. The Logical Song ~ Supertramp
3. Give Up The Funk ~ Parliment
4. Travelin' Light ~ J.J. Cale
5. The New Style ~ The Beastie Boys
6. Move On Up ~ Curtis Mayfield
7. Algebra ~ A Camp
8. 12:51 ~ The Strokes
9. Canadian Railroad Trilogy ~ Gordon Lightfoot
10. Jack the Pumpkin King ~ Nightmare Before Christmas
    
11. Hey Joe ~ Jimi Hendrix
12. Monkey Gone To Heaven ~ The Pixies
13. Manah Manah ~ The Muppets
14. The Magnificent Seven ~ The Clash
15. Afternoon Delight ~ Will Ferrell
16. Bound By The Beauty ~ Jane Sibery
17. Sunday ~ Sonic Youth
18. Rock Steady ~ Aretha Franklin
19. It's Tricky ~ Run DMC
20. Waterloo Sunset ~ The Kinks
    

U.S. Senate OK's drilling in Arctic refuge

The U.S. Senate voted Thursday to reject a final attempt to protect Alaska's Arctic National Wildlife Refuge from oil drilling. Senator Maria Cantwell tried to stop plans to open up the Alaska wilderness with an amendment, but it was defeated by a vote of 51-48. Senators are now expected to approve a budget bill containing a provision that allows drilling. That approval will likely come this week. The House of Representatives is expected to debate its own bill regarding oil drilling next week. Members there have been more adamant than senators in their support of drilling.

Canadian officials are opposed to the plan, arguing it will disrupt a migrating caribou herd that crosses the border and the native groups on both sides that depend on the caribou. The area is also an important habitat for migratory birds, polar bears, and other animals.

The Wyrd Sisters

This story just seems beyond ridiculous to me.
What do you think?

You Gotta Love Flickr

This Story Is Pretty Crazy

Cocaine Traces Detected in River Thames

LONDON (AFP) - So much cocaine is being used in London that traces of the white powdered narcotic can be detected in the River Thames, the Sunday Telegraph newspaper said.

Citing scientific research which it had commissioned, it said an estimated two kilogrammes of cocaine, or 80,000 lines, spill into the river every day after it has passed through users' bodies and sewage treatment plants.

It extrapolated that 150,000 lines of the illegal drug are snorted in the British capital every day, or 15 times higher than the official figure given by the Home Office.

Because of the long-term complications of cocaine use, we are looking at a healthcare time bomb," clinical toxologist John Henry was quoted as saying.

Somebody's Stylist Should Be Fired

Chocolate Fondue

This is a pretty cool looking chocolate fondue pot.
I suppose you would need an awful lot of chocolate to create this effect.

Neat nonetheless.

Friendly Advice

If you work in a hotel, don't watch The Shining.

Even if you've seen it once upon a time and think you can handly it but now you work in a hotel.

Don't watch it!

It Better Not Be

If LOST is another repeat tonight I am going to scream!

To watch Schwarzenegger Street click here.
It's pretty funny.