For those of you who ever wondered if The Smith's would ever reunite... Morrissey just answered your question. (in true Morrissey fashion)

"I would rather eat my own testicles than reform The Smiths, and that's saying something for a vegetarian."

What An Odd Pairing

Court TV Develops Show With John Waters.

NEW YORK - After his new Court TV show comes on the air, the wedding invitations will probably start drying up for filmmaker John Waters.

The pencil-mustached Waters is developing a series, "'Til Death Do Us Part," that will dramatize the events of a married couple where one spouse eventually kills the other.

Waters will star as "the groom reaper," appearing as an unexpected guest at the couple's wedding, then guiding viewers through the story as the relationship disintegrates. The series doesn't have a start date.

Court TV General Manager Marc Juris said Tuesday that Waters is expecting some fringe benefits from the role.

"He hates going to weddings," Juris said, "and figures by doing this show he'll never get invited to weddings."

AP

What I'm Addicted To At The Moment

The vanilla mint (blue package) is amazing! Not as fond of the Strawberry Kiwi.

My friend Marcy turned me onto it in the summer and it's been a favourite ever since.
It's got a really nice mild taste, doesn't burn your mouth (which is a plus) and it keeps its
flavour longer than any other gum.

Ewwww. I just did a product placement.

The Shame of Canada Has Begun... Again

Seal Hunt Facts Canada Doesn't Want
You To Know About

Two separate veterinary reports that studied the 2001 seal hunt, one commissioned by the Canadian government, show numerous instances where animals were clubbed or shot and not rendered immediately unconscious.

Together, the two reports also document that a number of animals each year are hooked and dragged across the ice while still conscious and some of these are still alive by the time they reach the decks of sealing vessels.

Here's what one such international team of five independent veterinarians found:

• 79% of the sealers did not check to see if an animal was dead before skinning it.
• In 40% of the kills a sealer had to strike the seal a second time, presumably because it was still conscious after the first blow or shot.
• 42% of killed seals examined were found to have minimal or no fractures, suggesting a high probability that these seals were conscious when skinned.

The veterinarian team concluded that the existing regulations were neither being respected nor enforced, and that the seal hunt is resulting in considerable and unacceptable suffering.

Facts Courtesy of IFAW.ORG

The seal hunt is such bullshit and it needs to stop now! If every person in this country was forced to watch the blood bath, it would be it's last year.

The US banned imports of seal products in 1972. In 1972! And it's 2006 and we're still allowing this madness to go on. We as Canadians are so quick to point out other Countries atrocities but so easily ignore our own. We let the East Coast Fisheries bully us and do whatever the fuck they please and our Government backs them every step of the way.

And Harp Seals are not fish!!!
They're Mammals Goddamnit.

For More Information With Less Swearing Go Here

Beastie Boys Movie Coming Soon

Cheesiest Lyrics of the Week #3

My Humps ~ The Black Eyed Peas

This really has to be one of the worst songs ever written.
It's so bad I won't post the whole thing. So here's the edited version.



what you gonna do with all that junk
all that junk inside that trunk?
I’ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
My hump,
My lovely little
lumps,

Check it out
I drive these brothers crazy,
I do it on the daily,
They treat me really nicely,
They buy me all these iceies.
Dolce & Gabbana,
Fendi and then Donna
Karan, got me sharin’
All their money got me wearin' fly, whether I ain’t askin,
They say they love my ass in
Seven Jeans, True Religion,
I say no, but they keep givin’
So I keep on takin’
And no I ain’t takin’
We can keep on datin’
Now keep on demonstrating.


My love, my love, my love, my love
You love my lady lumps,
My hump, my hump, my hump,
My humps they got you,
She’s got me spending.
(Oooo) Spendin’ all your money on me and spend your time on me.
She’s got me spendin’.
(Oooo) Spendin’ all your money on me,(uh) on me, on me

What you gonna do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I’m a get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
What you gon’ do with all that ass?
All that ass inside them jeans?
I’m a make, make, make, make you scream
Make u scream, make you scream.
Cause of my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely lady lumps, check it out!

I met a girl down at the disco.
She said hey, hey, hey yeah let’s go
I could be your baby, you can be my honey
Let's spend time not money.
mix your milk wit my cocoa puff,
Milky, milky cocoa,
Mix your milk with my cocoa puff, milky, milky riiiiiiight

They say I'm really sexy,
The boys they wanna sex me.
They always standing next to me,
Always dancing next to me.
Tryin’ a feel my hump, hump,
Lookin’ at my lump, lump.
You can look but you can’t touch it,
If you touch it I’m a start some drama,
You don’t want no drama,
No, no drama, no, no, no, no drama
So don’t pull on my hand, boy,
You ain’t my man, boy,
I’m just tryn’a dance boy,
And move my hump.

What you gon’ do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I’m a get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
What you gon’ do with all that breast?
All that breast inside that shirt?
I’m a make, make, make, make you work
Make u work work, make you work.

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Quote of the Week ~ Helen thomas

HELEN THOMAS: I'd like to ask you, Mr. President, your decision to invade Iraq has caused the deaths of thousands of Americans and Iraqis, wounds of Americans and Iraqis for a lifetime. Every reason given, publicly at least, has turned out not to be true. My question is, why did you really want to go to war? From the moment you stepped into the White House, from your Cabinet -- your Cabinet officers, intelligence people, and so forth -- what was your real reason? You have said it wasn't oil -- quest for oil, it hasn't been Israel, or anything else. What was it?


To read Bush's lies - I mean answers click here

This Shouldn't Be Missed

Too Funny.

Gross!

I know a certain brother in law and his wife who would probably get such a kick out of this item that they would give it away as gifts. I say: Gross (with a capital G)





This is the actual description.

After the new arrival or as a precious shower gift, each PINK, BLUE or BABY SHOWER YELLOW ribbon states (undeniably): "THIS is as sweet as it'll EVER get!" And inside, every diaper cradles an adorable surprise...a luscious chocolate TURDLE! Sorry, nasty odors not included.

Display box contains 12 Chocka Ca-Ca treats (3 blue, 3 pink, and 6 yellow boxes).

Unit Price = $4.00/dirty-diaper.

Shipping Weight ~ 3 lbs.

Courtesy of candywarehouse.com

Crazy Fashion Pic

Kurt Cobain: The Action Figure

Looks like they gave him some cheesy dreads.
He would have been thrilled.

This is Halarious

This is George W's nephew "Numbnuts Bush" defending his uncle... or um, trying to.

Cute Overload!

I love this site!

It's quite irresistible, just you try not to ohh and ahh. It's impossible!

Blogger Madness

Blogger Status
Thursday, March 16, 2006

~The filer that we have been having trouble with in the last few days failed again. Those blogs that are stored on the bad filer are temporarily not available for publishing and viewing. We are working on replacing the filer and restoring access to the blogs affected.~


Apparently my blog is stored on a bad filer.
What ever that is.

I know I'm not the only one who has been having a very frustrating time with Blogger.
My posts won't post, my blog won't load. Jeez you should see what Chelly's blog looks like at the moment.

Is it fair to complain about something that is free? Well too bad.
It's been a total bitch for the last 36 hours and I hope they would just figure it out already.

Happy St. Paddy's Day!

Playlist of the Week

1. What Is Life ~ George Harrison
2. Tender ~ Blur
3. Gold Lion ~ Yeah Yeah Yeahs
4. Smoke ~ Crash Vegas
5. About a Girl ~ Nirvana
6. Rub 'Till It Bleeds ~ P.J. Harvey
7. Starlings of the Slipstream ~ Pavement
8. Miss Pitiful ~ Etta James
9. Hurt ~ Johnny Cash
10. The Skin of my Yellow Country Teeth ~ Clap Your Hands Say Yeah
    

Help!

Could someone please explain to me why Lost is not on again tonight.

It's driving me mad!

Me Love RI-MAN

The RI-MAN robot carries a life-sized doll at the Riken laboratory in Nagoya, central Japan. The RI-MAN is a seeing, hearing and smelling robot that can carry human beings and is aimed at helping care for the country's growing number of elderly.

Yahoo News

I could have used one of these last night when I fell asleep on the couch and had to crawl up to bed at 4:30 am.

P.S. A smelling robot?

Cheesiest Lyrics of the Week #2

Sunday Morning After by Amanda Marshall



If you wanted to torture me all you would have to do is put this song on repeat and tie me to a chair.
I'd gnaw my own arm off just to get away.

The worst thing about this dribble is: it took three people to write it.

(Cell phone ringing)
Amanda:
Uh, hello?
Guy:
Where are you?
Amanda:
What time is it?
Guy:
Um...it's...1:30...in the afternoon
Amanda:
Uh
Guy:
Are you alright?
Amanda:
Hang on

I woke up with a killer hangover
Hope it was worth all this pain
(I'd do it all over again)
By the time the party was over
Tequila was my claim to fame
(I couldn't remember my name)

I was dancing with Jake
When I last saw my keys
That was my first mistake
'Cause what happened to me? (Oh...)

I look down at my arm, baby
And something's lookin' back at me
And I cannot believe it

Chorus:
Oh my God!
I woke up with a snake tattoo
Oh my God!
And I think that my tongue's pierced, too
Oh my God! Oh my God!
It's the Sunday morning after and baby who the hell are you?

I remember yelling, 'Hey DJ!
Jack the volume, I love this song!'
(And then it all gets hazy)
And my clothes are selling on E-bay
And I don't know what I'm gonna put on

I blacked out I came to
And it's all such a blur
Had a blast, I assume
But I'm really not sure

Exactly where am I now, baby
Wake up and tell me your name
'Cause this is insane!

Chorus

Oh my God! Oh my God!

My alter ego took over and took me on a fantasy ride
(Do you want to ride)
You can take me anywhere twice
But the second time will be to apologize


I can't remember
Where am I?
What am I?
Who am I?
How am I?
How did I?

I can't remember

Just be happy that I have no idea how to post sound files.

No Slang

I cannot stand "internet slang".

Seriously, it took me a while to figure out that when people wrote lol they weren't saying lots of love.

So if you are like me and have no idea what people are saying when they are too lazy to type it all out then click here.

South By Southwest Festival

The 20th Annual South by Southwest music festival takes place in Austin Texas this week.
Neil Young is going to be the Keynote speaker. And the Beastie Boys documentry is going to be screened there as well. This is probably the only thing that could make me ever go to Texas.


Just listen to the line up for the show at Stubb's on Wednesday night:

Jennifer O'Connor
Brightback Morning Light
The New Pornographers
Belle & Sebastian
Mogwai

That's just at one bar on the first night!

Other bands to note:

Clap Your Hands Say Yeah
Morrissey
The Gossip
The Alarm
Kris Kristofferson
The Hidden Cameras
Nada Surf
Mittens on Strings
Spoon
Echo & the Bunnymen
Billy Bragg
Elefant
Arctic Monkeys
Sarah Harmer
Metric
Rosanne Cash

Protester to Condoleeza Rice: Blood Is On Your Hands

A protester was thrown out of the Senate hearing after disrupting testimony by Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice. The protester said " 'It's an Illegal and immoral war - how many of you have children in the illegal and immoral war. Their blood is on your hands and cannot wash it away. Their blood is on your hands and you cannot wash it away."

Condi was heckled during her Defense budget testimony yesterday in which she urged Congress to quickly pass a $91 billion spending bill to fund the endless war on terrorism.

Watch The Video Here

Via Democracy Now

If Picasso Had Painted Shannen Doherty

Courtesy of Gallery of the Absurd

If You Were Dick Cheney Would You Stand In Front of This Sign?

Reservoir Dogs Poster Using All The Words of the Script

Via DailySixer.com

No Oscar Recap

I've been asked why I didn't do an Oscar recap.

Well, I was hoping that I'd see something so funny or interesting that I'd have to write about it but I didn't.
I have been finding the Oscar's so boring the last few years that it's really not even worth watching.

This year's exception was Lily Tomlin and Meryl Streep's bit (of course)

But, I really couldn't care less who was the best dressed or who was the worst dressed and that's all it really seems to be about.

So, in short, no I won't be doing an Oscar recap.

The Simpson's In Real Life