Twins Swim!

this was a really frustrating episode to watch. i have never wanted to reach into a televison set and hurt somebody as badly as i wanted to last night. colin, oh colin. how i hate thee. you future wifebeater. you control freak of control freaks. you obviously hate women and you must have a really, really small dick. when they made it to the pitstop first and phil said "you're team number one" colin's response was "you got that right". obnoxious much? but his worst quote of the night has got to be "i'm serious, we have to beat the midget". way to be a man.

mirna is still grating on my nerves but i still like her and charla. they screw up all of the time and still manage to keep it together. they do have to stop relying on the other teams though.

the pizza brothers are so gross to watch. i loved it when they were about to give up during the chocolate challenge. please, do us a favour and give up. then we won't have to watch them scream obscenities out of their car anymore.

but by far, my favourite moment of the night was when the two uptight twins decided to swim across to the island instead of wade across like everyone else. phil's expression was priceless. they were just happy that they could finally show off their flat little tummies and sports bras.

the army dad and his cold daughter got the boot. he made this really touching speech about his daughter and she just kind of stood there and didn't say anything nice about him.

i'm still rooting for the bowling moms, chip & kim and bob & joyce.