Thursday, March 31, 2005

Britney's New Letter Of Truth!

Looks like Britney's writing again.
Brace yourselves.

STREAM OF CONSCIOUSNESS

March 30, 2005

Dear False Tabloids,

As you read this letter, I bet you are asking yourself: Who? Who, me? Am I a false tabloid? Well, I don't know. But after this posting, I hope you are asking yourself a lot of questions. Your employees are a reflection of your magazine. Do you, Us Weekly, In Touch, Star and other desperate magazines want employees who are honest, or those who are liars? It seems to me that you'd prefer the latter. I'm really concerned about the people you hire to work at your companies. I'd like them to ask themselves the question, "What am I lying to myself about?" Is it that you are 50 pounds overweight? Is it that your children aren't making wise decisions? Or is it maybe that your husband or boyfriend is cheating on you? Until you face what is going on in your life, I guess you'll remain a false tabloid.

Britney

P.S. People Magazine is great in my book!

5 comments:

Leisa said...

i had no idea she was so insightful.

However said...

so insightful and so very funny!! :)

Jody said...

She just keeps on giving such great material.

jessalauren said...

i can see all the tabloid guys, sitting around reading this letter and crying tears of shame for what they have done.

Jody said...

Especially the ones who are 50 pounds overweight.