Monday, June 06, 2005

Britney's Top Dog


She’s getting rid of her chihuahua and we fully support her. Why does Britney need Lucky when she has K-Fed?

Britney Spears announced this week that she’s giving away her chihuahua, Lucky, because the dog was snapping and growling at her husband, Kevin Federline. And lord knows K-Fed needs his peace and quiet after a long day of work. Besides, why would Britney need both Lucky and Kevin, when they have so much in common? Take a look:

Lucky
LUCKY
Kevin
KEVIN FEDERLINE
Lies around on the couch all day Lies around on the couch all day
Expects to be fed six times a day Expects to be fed six times a day
Never sees offspring from previous relationships
Never sees offspring from previous
relationships
Has all his shots Does Jell-O shots
Bathes once a week Bathes once a week
Known as “Lucky” Known as “Really Lucky”

by Nick Francis

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