The Quotable Bill Maher:
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But isn't there something wrong when I'm the ONLY guy in the country that got fired for 9/11?
- I’m tired of America being run by rednecks from red states. I’m tired of the fact that you have to be able to pronounce all four Es in the word ‘shit.
- On stomach stapling: This is like taking credit for quitting cocaine by Krazy Gluing your nostrils shut.
- Somebody like Rush Limbaugh, who spent an entire career saying anybody who does drugs goes directly to jail, gets caught taking 30 OxyContin a day? Do you have any idea how high that is? I don’t and I’ve been pretty high!
- Apparently I was voting in a completely different election than the rest of the country. I thought we were having a rational discussion about how to keep ourselves safer and shit, when actually we were voting on boys kissing.
- There’s a reason that cowboys died out. Don’t bring their philosophy back. Plus, you know, there are no more cowboys, which means you’re wearing a costume!
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By the way, I had watch Bill Maher show before and he's an interesting dude.
Bill Maher is a genius. He is so funny!
He really is, I love him.
I actually heard Bill Maher say the other day that he gives Bush credit for forward thinking when everybody else is thinking just for the present. I almost fainted in shock! Of course he went on to criticize Bush for just about everything else...but that rare moment of lucidity caught me off guard.
I've heard Bill Maher say quite a few things that make my jaw hit the floor but that's ok. We don't have to agree on everything. He's still awesome.
I can never get enough of that man's humor.
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