Yes, I am well aware that maybe if I'm lucky two of you might want to read this.
But I'm a geek and I can't help it.
Firstly, I was so happy for S. Epatha Merkerson I've loved her since Pee Wee's Playhouse. She's Reba the mail lady for Christ's sake! I loved her speech, "I'm 53 years old and this was my first starring role" precious.
I was also happy for Philip Seymour Hoffman, he's awesome. It was really fun to see Mary Louise Parker beat out all of those cheesy Desperate Housewives.
Random Thoughts:
Drew Barrymore needs to wear a good foundation garment! Especially when she is on national television!
Gena Davis is getting the Martin Sheen complex of actually thinking she is the President of the United States.
Who's idea was it to have Dennis Quaid introduce Brokeback Mountain? His "rhymes with chick"
comment was totally lame.
Melanie Griffith introducing her mortified looking daughter was hilarious. You couldn't tell which one was more stoned. She was the crankiest Miss Golden Globe I have ever seen. Melanie Griffith's tattoo has got to be one of the ugliest I have ever seen. We get it, you love Antonio. You can have him, we don't want him!
I would like to watch one award show where Gwyneth Paltrow is absent. And of course she has to pronounce Anthony Hopkins name differently than the rest of us. Typical.
John Travolta is revolta! I curse Quentin Tarantino. If it weren't for him I wouldn't have to see Mr. Huge head with his million dollar fuel charge for his jet, insincere dumb smile on my tv.
Well, I think I've purged enough. Until next year...
7 comments:
It was nice to see that someone else was as irritated by Paltrow's "Antony" Hopkins pronunciation. I wanted to slap the little priss.
thank you for saving me the trouble of actually watching the golden globes myself (and clarke, priss is such an appropriate word!).
That was a great review. I didn't see the whole show. I'm getting turned off by them and there are loads more to come. Celebs can do nothing but praise themselves! But keep up the reviews, at least they're the only fun things to come out of it. :)
Good job. Travola is Revolta--I love it! I cannot stand him and his so-called acting. :-)
Thanks guys,
I'm not very impressed with award shows either. I just mainly watch them to laugh. This year I was knitting while on the phone or on the computer and watching at the same time.
Leisa, I didn't see any of the pre-show or the Russell Crow with the burger. He's gross. I can't believe anyone would think he was hot!
Until the Oscar's...
I was embarrassed by Dennis Quaid's comment. Silly and inappropriate.
Travolta - before I read your post I wondered if anyone remembered the old MAD magazines labelling him that when I was a kid....John Revolta - too funny,
And you hit the nail on the head about Paltrow - always pronouncing as if the rest of the general public isn't refined enough to know better.
Well, now I wish I had watched it! So, nobody told Drew it was the "golden" globes not the "green" globes?
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