It's true, I'm literally going to Hell this weekend and there's not a soul who can help me.
I have to attend a birthday party for my husband's uncle and sit at a table with 8 of my inlaws that I can't stand and that we haven't seen or spoken to in 4 years. I don't want my bliss to end!
Say a prayer for me, please.
3 comments:
Just get drunk and then throw up on someones lap. That'll teach them. Then they'll feel uncomfortable and you'll feel great!
Poppy
At least you got the drunk part right!
Poppy
I sure did! I'm still experiencing "drinker's remorse".
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